Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats have announced a proposal to abolish the police and replace them all with traveling bands of hippies singing John Lennon's classic song "Imagine."
The police forces will arrive at the scene of a crime, pull out their djembes and guitars, and start singing beautiful lines like, "Imagine there's no heaven / It's easy if you try."
Criminals are expected to begin weeping as soon as they see the peace, love, and tolerance displayed by the hippies.
Впрочем, это от 9 июня, так что на предсказание не тянет.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats have announced a proposal to abolish the police and replace them all with traveling bands of hippies singing John Lennon's classic song "Imagine."
The police forces will arrive at the scene of a crime, pull out their djembes and guitars, and start singing beautiful lines like, "Imagine there's no heaven / It's easy if you try."
Criminals are expected to begin weeping as soon as they see the peace, love, and tolerance displayed by the hippies.
Впрочем, это от 9 июня, так что на предсказание не тянет.