Для нашего же блага
1. Twitter Files Extra: How the World's "No-Kidding Decision Makers" Got Organized
2. American Kids' Math Ability Has Gone Backward by Decades
But at least they know the latest gender theory. They'd have trouble counting the genders, but that's what PhD is for.
3. ABC Reporter Says It's Too Dangerous to Film in Downtown SF
4. AT&T to Shut Flagship Store in Downtown San Francisco
5. Commercial Real Estate: The Retreat from San Francisco Continues
6. Apple, the company, wants rights to the image of apples, the fruit, in Switzerland—one of dozens of countries where it’s flexing its legal muscles.
Ребятки немножко охуели.
7. New Jersey AG 5 Months Late on Microstamping Viability Study Because Its is a Non-Existent Technology
Когда это реальность мешала законодательству?
8. Feds to begin tracking sexual orientation and gender identity of PhD earners
Кто не раздает достаточно степеней трансгендерам - приготовиться к дефандингу.
9. The CEO of OceanGate, which is operating the missing Titanic tourist submarine, explains that the company didn’t want to hire any experienced “50 year old white guys” because they weren’t “inspirational.”
Буденовцы опасны для вашего здоровья.
10. California Attorney General addresses rising retail theft...by blaming retailers
Я согласен,. сами дураки, что решили заниматься бизнесом в Коммифорнии.
11. OceanGate fired its director of marine operations in 2018 after he warned the carbon fiber hull of its submarine was not safe and it might implode
Likely was an uninspiring white guy. Uninspiringly droned some bullshit about "safety". What a square.
12. Michigan is criminalizing opinions
This is highly offensive and threatening to me. I want all Michigan Democrats in jail at once.
13. City Hall bought $50K worth of plane tickets to ship migrants from NYC to Texas, Florida: report
Because they are a sanctuary city, you see.
COVID-1984
14. Do Wuhan Institute of Virology Scientists Often Fall from the Building’s Roof?
Isn't it a well-known side effect of eating too much pangolin soup?
15. Lab Leak Theory: 1, Misinformation Cops: 0
Я думаю, всякие яши-драчки до сих пор считают это конспиративной теорией, а всех, кто с ними не согласен - расистами. Но когда наконец-то партия признает реальность, никакой рефлексии у них не случится - ну да, science has changed, делов-то.
Transpeaceful
16. Doctors think gender affirming care for kids is 'crazy,' but are 'too afraid' to speak out: Dr. Marty Makary
17. 'Inclusion' Claims Another Victim
Психопаты быстро просекают, что если обьявить себя "трансом", то можно делать всё, что угодно, и никто слова не скажет.
18. My daughter was murdered by a gender ideology': LA mom slams CPS after it took away her daughter and let her transition into a man - before she killed herself three years later aged just 19
19. Australian Columnist Says She Was Fired For Writing About Transgender-Related Censorship
20. Trans male New Yorker found guilty of 'hate crime' after attacking Asian man with hammer on subway
21. First elected transgender state rep arrested in New Hampshire for distributing child exploitation images
22. Sexually Abused by Her Father, Teen Sought Help but Was Steered into Medical Transition
23. NYC drag march: "We're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children!"
These must be some fake news, everybody knows it's a far-right conspiracy theory.
Все животные равны, но некоторые равнее
24. Whistleblower: Biden DOJ Sabotaged Hunter Biden case
25. New Info Shows DOJ Warned Hunter Biden's Lawyers of Upcoming Searches, Refused to Allow US Attorney to File Felony Charges
26. Transcript Shows Joe Biden in the Room While Hunter Biden Threatened Chinese Officials to Pay Them, DOJ Sunk the Investigation Into the Matter
27. Hunter Biden deducted payments to prostitute, sex club from his taxes: whistleblower
Ненуачо, если можно же. Бидонам можно то есть, вам, лохам, нельзя.
28. Just days after Hunter Biden reached a sweetheart plea deal with his father's Justice Department to avoid jail time for tax and gun crimes, the House Ways and Means Committee unveiled new testimony from IRS whistleblowers alleging roadblocks were set before them to ensure preferential treatment to President Joe Biden's son.
29. United States Attorney Weiss was present for the meeting. He surprised us by telling us on the charges, quote: “I’m not the deciding official on whether charges are filed,” unquote. He then shocked us with the earth-shattering news that the Biden-appointed D.C. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves would not allow him to charge in his district.
Трамповский прокурор, говорите. Ничего не нашел, говорите.
30. IRS whistleblowers confirm FBI knew Hunter Biden's laptop was authentic in 2019–still encouraged media to believe it was 'Russian disinfo'
"The FBI verified its authenticity in November of 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden’s Apple iCloud ID," IRS whistleblower Shapley testified.
А они просто-напросто соврали!
Нас бережёт
31. Foreign national avoids prosecution after illegally voting in Washington 28 times
Всё правильно, ведь мошенничества на выборах нет, а значит, наказывать их не за что - они просто начитались fake news и конспирологов, и что-то там себе выдумали.
32. No prison time for pedophile Portland Antifa member who pleaded guilty to stabbing black conservative at 2020 riot
В Орегоне резать деплораблей преступлением не считается.
33. Two and a half years later, San Francisco still hasn't prosecuted man for killing caught on video
34. Man who claimed to be victim of San Diego gay bashing that left him with burns actually was the perpetrator of beating of pregnant woman, police say
35. Authorities Arrest Democrat Donor for California Wildfire Blamed on 'Climate Crisis'
Ну, теперь, когда climate change наконец арестовали, всё будет хорошо?
Сиськи-масиськи
36. Biden: “Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun — makes it more — you can have a higher-caliber weapon, higher-caliber bullet coming out of that gun,”
No, it's not supposed to make sense. Guns bad, deplorables bad, democrats good - that's what you're supposed to get. The rest is just noise. It doesn't matter - the Party of Independent Minds will vote for any vegetable they are told to.
Culture war
37. Amazon Shut Down Associates Account of Louis Rossmann, Who Reported On Account Ban Over False “Racist” Claims
Лучшие люди города
38. Everything We Know About The Biden Bribery Scheme From The FBI Document
39. How Did More Than $10 Million End Up in Biden’s Bank Account?
Ну, че вы привязались. Повезло. Все демократы, как известно, гениальные инвесторы (многие республиканские конгрессмены тоже) - вот и инвестировал удачно. В украинскую нефтяную компанию. А вам просто завидно.
40. “For the children of the people in charge, there are no penalties — there are only upsides”
А законы - по прежнему для лохов.
41. Karine Jean-Pierre: "I'm a historic figure and I certainly walk in history every day."
С - скромность.
42. 'Some people come up to me crying': Karine Jean-Pierre calls herself a 'historic figure,' who 'cannot fail'
Обамка для бедных
43. Donors to 'independent' ProPublica 'nonprofit newsroom' include George Soros and other leftist elites
44. James O'Keefe Captures BlackRock Recruiter Saying They 'Run the World' and War in Ukraine 'Is Good for Business'
45. House Dem Stacey Plaskett took campaign money from Jeffery Epstein AFTER his conviction of soliciting prostitution of a minor
Им не пахнет.
Беспристрастная пресса
46. Politifact covers Biden's claim that you can be thrown out of a restaurant for being gay
As expected, they conclude that it's "mostly true", because while it never happened, it could theoretically happen, so it's mostly the same thing as if it already happened.
And, btw, it's still totally OK to kick deplorables out of restaurants and attack them. That did if fact happen. But that's just conspiracy facts and noevidence.
47. Facts Of Biden Bribery Investigation Expose Old NYT Reporting As FBI-Fueled Fake News
All institutions work in concert to not allow any accountability to happen to a Democrat.
48. CNN: Black dads are better
Of course, it's CNN. They can never not be racist.
49. Biden’s “folksiness,” contends The New York Times, “can veer into a personal folklore” with “the factual edges shaved off to make them more powerful for audiences.”
When Biden lies, it's "personal folklore" (no, NYT writers don't know what "folklore" means). When a Republican says something they disagree with, it's fascist conspiracy nut lies, threatening Our Democracy (TM).
50. Snopes’s Swooping Somersault: A Titanic Fail in Fact-Checking OceanGate and Starlink
They hate Musk, so naturally they assumed everything bad about him is true. That's what "fack checking" is.
51. NY Times columnist explains why the 'Hunter Biden saga' should be an inspiration to us all
Yes, they really went there. Hunter Biden is an inspirational hero now.
52. Judge Finds Hunter Biden Guilty Of Being 'A Lovable Little Rascal With A Heart Of Gold'
They aren't called the prophets for nothing.
Международная панорама
53. The United Nations Is Plotting a “Code Of Conduct” For Online Platforms To Combat “Misinformation”
In other words, global censorship.
54. Blinken in China Says ‘We Do Not Support Taiwan Independence’
Сливаем потихоньку?
55. Bill Gates Meets China's Xi After $50M Donation to CCP University That Does Military Research
Технология
56. В НАСА сделали модулярных роботов из "Непобедимого" Лема.
Чем это там закончилось, кто не знает - почитайте.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
57. Male cyclist BRAGS after beating women in NC race; female runner-up calls for separate category for trans competitors
58. US rugby team IGNORES official guidelines, allows biological male to play
Rules and laws are for plebes, The Best People are above it all.
59. Everything's Legal Until You Get Caught: Teachers Hold Online Meeting About Quietly Training Kids
Teaching so good they need to hide it.
60. Former Wichita teacher headed to prison for sexually abusing 7th grade student
Crazy idea: maybe instead of instructing teachers on 93 genders, we should be instructing them not to molest the kids?
61. Last year, there was a bit of a stir when Justice Alito cited Sir Matthew Hale in the Dobbs draft, as ultimately in the published opinion. The well-known seventeenth century English judge sentenced two women to death for witchcraft. Therefore, everything the jurist wrote should be cancelled.
Of course, Justices Sotomayor and Kagan cite Sir Matthew Hale too. But that'd completely different! Because shut up bigot!
История
62. Colleges falsely claim Juneteenth was ‘the day slavery ended in the U.S.’
The real date is December 6, 1865, when 13th amendment went into effect.
63. Oscars voters rip into ‘ridiculous’ new diversity rules for Best Picture
They just have to rename it to "wokest picture" and it'll make sense.
64. ‘Window into history’: Tapes detail LBJ’s stolen election
Обыкновенный рашизм
65. Западные техногиганты помогают России бомбить украинские города
Разное
66. Feral Hog Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk And Starts A Fight With A Cow Before Passing Out Under A Tree
Новости, которые мы не заслужили, но которые надеемся когда-нибудь заслужить.
67. There's a Parasite That Triples Ants' Lifespans… And It Actually Sounds Pretty Great
Че-то мне это описание и у людей напоминает.
1. Twitter Files Extra: How the World's "No-Kidding Decision Makers" Got Organized
2. American Kids' Math Ability Has Gone Backward by Decades
But at least they know the latest gender theory. They'd have trouble counting the genders, but that's what PhD is for.
3. ABC Reporter Says It's Too Dangerous to Film in Downtown SF
4. AT&T to Shut Flagship Store in Downtown San Francisco
5. Commercial Real Estate: The Retreat from San Francisco Continues
6. Apple, the company, wants rights to the image of apples, the fruit, in Switzerland—one of dozens of countries where it’s flexing its legal muscles.
Ребятки немножко охуели.
7. New Jersey AG 5 Months Late on Microstamping Viability Study Because Its is a Non-Existent Technology
Когда это реальность мешала законодательству?
8. Feds to begin tracking sexual orientation and gender identity of PhD earners
Кто не раздает достаточно степеней трансгендерам - приготовиться к дефандингу.
9. The CEO of OceanGate, which is operating the missing Titanic tourist submarine, explains that the company didn’t want to hire any experienced “50 year old white guys” because they weren’t “inspirational.”
Буденовцы опасны для вашего здоровья.
10. California Attorney General addresses rising retail theft...by blaming retailers
Я согласен,. сами дураки, что решили заниматься бизнесом в Коммифорнии.
11. OceanGate fired its director of marine operations in 2018 after he warned the carbon fiber hull of its submarine was not safe and it might implode
Likely was an uninspiring white guy. Uninspiringly droned some bullshit about "safety". What a square.
12. Michigan is criminalizing opinions
This is highly offensive and threatening to me. I want all Michigan Democrats in jail at once.
13. City Hall bought $50K worth of plane tickets to ship migrants from NYC to Texas, Florida: report
Because they are a sanctuary city, you see.
COVID-1984
14. Do Wuhan Institute of Virology Scientists Often Fall from the Building’s Roof?
Isn't it a well-known side effect of eating too much pangolin soup?
15. Lab Leak Theory: 1, Misinformation Cops: 0
Я думаю, всякие яши-драчки до сих пор считают это конспиративной теорией, а всех, кто с ними не согласен - расистами. Но когда наконец-то партия признает реальность, никакой рефлексии у них не случится - ну да, science has changed, делов-то.
Transpeaceful
16. Doctors think gender affirming care for kids is 'crazy,' but are 'too afraid' to speak out: Dr. Marty Makary
17. 'Inclusion' Claims Another Victim
Психопаты быстро просекают, что если обьявить себя "трансом", то можно делать всё, что угодно, и никто слова не скажет.
18. My daughter was murdered by a gender ideology': LA mom slams CPS after it took away her daughter and let her transition into a man - before she killed herself three years later aged just 19
19. Australian Columnist Says She Was Fired For Writing About Transgender-Related Censorship
20. Trans male New Yorker found guilty of 'hate crime' after attacking Asian man with hammer on subway
21. First elected transgender state rep arrested in New Hampshire for distributing child exploitation images
22. Sexually Abused by Her Father, Teen Sought Help but Was Steered into Medical Transition
23. NYC drag march: "We're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children!"
These must be some fake news, everybody knows it's a far-right conspiracy theory.
Все животные равны, но некоторые равнее
24. Whistleblower: Biden DOJ Sabotaged Hunter Biden case
25. New Info Shows DOJ Warned Hunter Biden's Lawyers of Upcoming Searches, Refused to Allow US Attorney to File Felony Charges
26. Transcript Shows Joe Biden in the Room While Hunter Biden Threatened Chinese Officials to Pay Them, DOJ Sunk the Investigation Into the Matter
27. Hunter Biden deducted payments to prostitute, sex club from his taxes: whistleblower
Ненуачо, если можно же. Бидонам можно то есть, вам, лохам, нельзя.
28. Just days after Hunter Biden reached a sweetheart plea deal with his father's Justice Department to avoid jail time for tax and gun crimes, the House Ways and Means Committee unveiled new testimony from IRS whistleblowers alleging roadblocks were set before them to ensure preferential treatment to President Joe Biden's son.
29. United States Attorney Weiss was present for the meeting. He surprised us by telling us on the charges, quote: “I’m not the deciding official on whether charges are filed,” unquote. He then shocked us with the earth-shattering news that the Biden-appointed D.C. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves would not allow him to charge in his district.
Трамповский прокурор, говорите. Ничего не нашел, говорите.
30. IRS whistleblowers confirm FBI knew Hunter Biden's laptop was authentic in 2019–still encouraged media to believe it was 'Russian disinfo'
"The FBI verified its authenticity in November of 2019 by matching the device number against Hunter Biden’s Apple iCloud ID," IRS whistleblower Shapley testified.
А они просто-напросто соврали!
Нас бережёт
31. Foreign national avoids prosecution after illegally voting in Washington 28 times
Всё правильно, ведь мошенничества на выборах нет, а значит, наказывать их не за что - они просто начитались fake news и конспирологов, и что-то там себе выдумали.
32. No prison time for pedophile Portland Antifa member who pleaded guilty to stabbing black conservative at 2020 riot
В Орегоне резать деплораблей преступлением не считается.
33. Two and a half years later, San Francisco still hasn't prosecuted man for killing caught on video
34. Man who claimed to be victim of San Diego gay bashing that left him with burns actually was the perpetrator of beating of pregnant woman, police say
35. Authorities Arrest Democrat Donor for California Wildfire Blamed on 'Climate Crisis'
Ну, теперь, когда climate change наконец арестовали, всё будет хорошо?
Сиськи-масиськи
36. Biden: “Put a pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun — makes it more — you can have a higher-caliber weapon, higher-caliber bullet coming out of that gun,”
No, it's not supposed to make sense. Guns bad, deplorables bad, democrats good - that's what you're supposed to get. The rest is just noise. It doesn't matter - the Party of Independent Minds will vote for any vegetable they are told to.
Culture war
37. Amazon Shut Down Associates Account of Louis Rossmann, Who Reported On Account Ban Over False “Racist” Claims
Лучшие люди города
38. Everything We Know About The Biden Bribery Scheme From The FBI Document
39. How Did More Than $10 Million End Up in Biden’s Bank Account?
Ну, че вы привязались. Повезло. Все демократы, как известно, гениальные инвесторы (многие республиканские конгрессмены тоже) - вот и инвестировал удачно. В украинскую нефтяную компанию. А вам просто завидно.
40. “For the children of the people in charge, there are no penalties — there are only upsides”
А законы - по прежнему для лохов.
41. Karine Jean-Pierre: "I'm a historic figure and I certainly walk in history every day."
С - скромность.
42. 'Some people come up to me crying': Karine Jean-Pierre calls herself a 'historic figure,' who 'cannot fail'
Обамка для бедных
43. Donors to 'independent' ProPublica 'nonprofit newsroom' include George Soros and other leftist elites
44. James O'Keefe Captures BlackRock Recruiter Saying They 'Run the World' and War in Ukraine 'Is Good for Business'
45. House Dem Stacey Plaskett took campaign money from Jeffery Epstein AFTER his conviction of soliciting prostitution of a minor
Им не пахнет.
Беспристрастная пресса
46. Politifact covers Biden's claim that you can be thrown out of a restaurant for being gay
As expected, they conclude that it's "mostly true", because while it never happened, it could theoretically happen, so it's mostly the same thing as if it already happened.
And, btw, it's still totally OK to kick deplorables out of restaurants and attack them. That did if fact happen. But that's just conspiracy facts and noevidence.
47. Facts Of Biden Bribery Investigation Expose Old NYT Reporting As FBI-Fueled Fake News
All institutions work in concert to not allow any accountability to happen to a Democrat.
48. CNN: Black dads are better
Of course, it's CNN. They can never not be racist.
49. Biden’s “folksiness,” contends The New York Times, “can veer into a personal folklore” with “the factual edges shaved off to make them more powerful for audiences.”
When Biden lies, it's "personal folklore" (no, NYT writers don't know what "folklore" means). When a Republican says something they disagree with, it's fascist conspiracy nut lies, threatening Our Democracy (TM).
50. Snopes’s Swooping Somersault: A Titanic Fail in Fact-Checking OceanGate and Starlink
They hate Musk, so naturally they assumed everything bad about him is true. That's what "fack checking" is.
51. NY Times columnist explains why the 'Hunter Biden saga' should be an inspiration to us all
Yes, they really went there. Hunter Biden is an inspirational hero now.
52. Judge Finds Hunter Biden Guilty Of Being 'A Lovable Little Rascal With A Heart Of Gold'
They aren't called the prophets for nothing.
Международная панорама
53. The United Nations Is Plotting a “Code Of Conduct” For Online Platforms To Combat “Misinformation”
In other words, global censorship.
54. Blinken in China Says ‘We Do Not Support Taiwan Independence’
Сливаем потихоньку?
55. Bill Gates Meets China's Xi After $50M Donation to CCP University That Does Military Research
Технология
56. В НАСА сделали модулярных роботов из "Непобедимого" Лема.
Чем это там закончилось, кто не знает - почитайте.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
57. Male cyclist BRAGS after beating women in NC race; female runner-up calls for separate category for trans competitors
58. US rugby team IGNORES official guidelines, allows biological male to play
Rules and laws are for plebes, The Best People are above it all.
59. Everything's Legal Until You Get Caught: Teachers Hold Online Meeting About Quietly Training Kids
Teaching so good they need to hide it.
60. Former Wichita teacher headed to prison for sexually abusing 7th grade student
Crazy idea: maybe instead of instructing teachers on 93 genders, we should be instructing them not to molest the kids?
61. Last year, there was a bit of a stir when Justice Alito cited Sir Matthew Hale in the Dobbs draft, as ultimately in the published opinion. The well-known seventeenth century English judge sentenced two women to death for witchcraft. Therefore, everything the jurist wrote should be cancelled.
Of course, Justices Sotomayor and Kagan cite Sir Matthew Hale too. But that'd completely different! Because shut up bigot!
История
62. Colleges falsely claim Juneteenth was ‘the day slavery ended in the U.S.’
The real date is December 6, 1865, when 13th amendment went into effect.
63. Oscars voters rip into ‘ridiculous’ new diversity rules for Best Picture
They just have to rename it to "wokest picture" and it'll make sense.
64. ‘Window into history’: Tapes detail LBJ’s stolen election
Обыкновенный рашизм
65. Западные техногиганты помогают России бомбить украинские города
Разное
66. Feral Hog Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk And Starts A Fight With A Cow Before Passing Out Under A Tree
Новости, которые мы не заслужили, но которые надеемся когда-нибудь заслужить.
67. There's a Parasite That Triples Ants' Lifespans… And It Actually Sounds Pretty Great
Че-то мне это описание и у людей напоминает.
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