air-tight security

TSA can't believe MacBook Air is a real laptop:



The TSA has been known to take issue
with products designed in Cupertino before, but for one particular
traveler, it was Apple's thinnest laptop ever that caused the latest
holdup. Upon tossing his ultra-sleek slab of aluminum underneath the
scanner, security managed to find enough peculiarities to remove it
from the flow, pull it aside and wrangle up the owner for some
questions. Apparently, the TSA employee manning the line was
flabbergasted by the "lack of a drive" and the complete absence of
"ports on the back," and while hordes of co-workers swarmed to
investigate, the user's flight took off on schedule.

А вот не выеживайся, Ваня, слушай песню "Валенки"... :)