Для нашего же блага
1. California threatens to shut down book signings and therefore small booksellers
Idiotic law targeting a minuscule problem with solution that is way worse than the issue.
2. Largest US Solar Panel Maker Files for Bankruptcy After Receiving $206 Million in Subsidies
Ещё одна Солындра? Но теперь они хотят, чтобы из наших денег им платили субсидии, и ещё и удорожили китайские панели. Т.е. надо нас грабить в их пользу уже не единожды, а дважды.
3. Инспектор кашрута в Иерусалиме получает зарплату за 27-часовой рабочий день.
Святой человек, наверное, у всех 24 часа, у него 27.
4. Chicago Alderman Tells Property Owners to 'Come Back to Me on Your Knees' or Face Zoning Changes
Ah, the Chicago way.
5. Net Neutrality Supporters Want to ‘Ban Drudge’
Of course, it’s no true freedom if somebody can disagree with you and not get banned.
Нас бережёт
6. Comey Admitted Under Oath That Obstruction To FBI Probe 'Never Happened'
Not surprisingly.
7. Planned Parenthood Drafted “Video Tape Law” Used to Charge Pro-Life Journalists
Удобненько.
8. Officials: ISIS found a way to hide bombs in laptops
Well, fuck.
9. In Seattle, Police Can No Longer Report 'Suspects,' They Have To Say 'Community Members', Last fall, the Washington Department of Corrections stopped calling inmates “offenders” and instead use the term “student.”
10. Details about tea party bias claims against the IRS could remain secret because current and former agency officials say their lives are in danger if they publicly testify about the case.
In danger from whom?
Лучшие люди города
11. Democratic Rep. Val Demings Tells Facebook Commenter: 'My First Amendment Right Is Different From Yours'
Ну естественно.
12. Продолжается демонстрация демократами номера “переобулся в прыжке”. Подеста пока чемпион - развернулся всего за 7 часов.
13. Every Republican Presidential candidate is Hitler.
So you don’t waste your time on tiny details.
14. DNC workers consider suing the party for failing to pay minimum wage.
Беспристрастная пресса
15. Harvard Study Reveals Huge Extent of Anti-Trump Media Bias
16. Корреспондент BBC открывает крутой лафхак: оказывается, бутерброды можно делать самому из ингредиентов, которые покупают в магазине!
17. In an article focused on advice for mothers, Popsugar magazine warns that water guns should not be allowed in the home because they “normalize” real guns.
WTF is Popsugar magazine?
18. News Coverage of Donald Trump’s First 100 Days
Международная панорама
19. Арабская женщина демонстрирует ключик от отобранного евреями в дни Накбы дома. Ключик имеет характерную форму ключа для дверей модели “Пладелет”, производимых компанией, основанной в 1973 году.
20. The rise of the “Re-Leavers” mean the pro-Brexit electorate is 68%
21. Порошенко заблокировал «Яндекс», «Одноклассники» и «ВКонтакте»
Вот мудаки. С другой стороны, Екатерина Шульман правильно говорит - теперь в России все резко проникнутся идеалами свободы информации. Слышал, уже по ТВ там показывают, как блокировки обходить.
22. Robert Spencer poisoned in Iceland, apparently by political opponent.
First it was beatings, now murder attempts.
23. Woman, 70, Says Migrants Defecate In Streets, Set Cars on Fire. Cops Charge Her With Hate Crime.
Ну да, оскорбление чувств верующих, как же, знаем.
24. Еврейский университет отказался от "а-Тиквы", чтобы не оскорблять чувства арабских студентов.
Ну охуеть. Тогда надо уж и имя сменить.
25. Israeli Minister’s Cannes Dress Depicting Jerusalem Called ‘Tasteless’ and ‘Aggressive’
Молодец министр. Надо это делать чаще. Пусть баттхерт у левых никогда не прекращается.
26. Theresa May to create new internet that would be controlled and regulated by government
Думали ли в Гонконге, что выход из под британской власти поможет им со свободой Интернета?
27. A Dutch court on Thursday convicted 20 people of sexist and racist online hate speech directed against a black politician and media personality, in a case that many here saw as an indictment of the ostensible culture of tolerance in the Netherlands.
В Голландии, оказывается, нельзя ругать политиков. Или только политиков определённой расы и пола?
Наука
28. New Sokal-like hoax: Penis is a social construct.
Was peer-reviewed and published, of course.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
29. People are marrying themselves, it's called 'sologamy'
Логично.
30. Twitter co-founder apologizes for helping elect Trump
Well, there’s a way to fix it. Just close the damn thing, and give the money earned to charity. Or to Soros.
31. Niedzviecki, editor of Canadian Writer’s Union publication, Write, wrote an article challenging the idea of cultural appropriation.
On Wednesday, the Writer’s Union of Canada issued an apology for the piece, announcing Niedzviecki’s resignation and pledging to review the magazine’s policies.
Heresy is not tolerated among Canadian writers.
32. Mizzou likely to cut hundreds of positions amid expected 7 percent enrollment drop
How’t that social justice warrior thing is working out?
33. UC Santa Cruz Black Student Group Threatens More 'Reclamations'
Аппетит приходит во время еды.
34. Teach for America and EdX are partnering to provide a training course for middle-school math teachers on how to incorporate social justice into their curricula.
Вот чего, оказывается, не хватает в американской школе - social justice на уроках математики.
35. Hawaii prof demands that colleges ‘stop hiring white cis men’
Не расизм.
36. The University of Illinois has canceled Nobel Laureate James Watson because some faculty members think his theories are racist
The same folks who are screaming they fucking love science on every corner. Obviously their definition of “love” is somewhat different from common one.
37. California professor bans college Republicans from Women's History Month events
Of course, she’s a professor of “gender studies”.
38. Mayor Mitch Landrieu (D) says residents of his city left because of monuments dedicated to Civil War-era icons.
Удивительный ебанько. Хотя с другой стороны, для политика-демократа не такой уж редкостный.
39. Trayvon Martin receives posthumous aeronautical science degree
Seriously.
40. UMich Student Says Minorities Are Oppressed by Wood Paneling
Of course, why not wood paneling? Note that it’s not just any paneling, it’s imposing masculine paneling.
In fact, I think that for people like this one, the padded walls would be much more appropriate.
41. Calling Someone 'Stupid' Now an 'Ableist’ Slur
Yes, we should call the left “people of alternative intellect” from now on.
История
42. The Fake History of Bush v. Gore
43. How an US presidential candidate conspired with enemy state.
Россия - щедрая душа
44. Российские переводчики отредактировали Фарго, убрав из текста крамолу про Путина.
45. Президент России Владимир Путин дал Федеральной службе безопасности право на изъятие земель.
Привет росиянам. Теперь ещё осталось о людях подумать… душ по 20 на ФСБшника для начала?
46. Russia’s Top Religious Official Sprays Holy Water on Computers to Fend Off Ransomware Virus
Логично.
Разное
47. Hilarious Winners of the First Annual ‘Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’
1. California threatens to shut down book signings and therefore small booksellers
Idiotic law targeting a minuscule problem with solution that is way worse than the issue.
2. Largest US Solar Panel Maker Files for Bankruptcy After Receiving $206 Million in Subsidies
Ещё одна Солындра? Но теперь они хотят, чтобы из наших денег им платили субсидии, и ещё и удорожили китайские панели. Т.е. надо нас грабить в их пользу уже не единожды, а дважды.
3. Инспектор кашрута в Иерусалиме получает зарплату за 27-часовой рабочий день.
Святой человек, наверное, у всех 24 часа, у него 27.
4. Chicago Alderman Tells Property Owners to 'Come Back to Me on Your Knees' or Face Zoning Changes
Ah, the Chicago way.
5. Net Neutrality Supporters Want to ‘Ban Drudge’
Of course, it’s no true freedom if somebody can disagree with you and not get banned.
Нас бережёт
6. Comey Admitted Under Oath That Obstruction To FBI Probe 'Never Happened'
Not surprisingly.
7. Planned Parenthood Drafted “Video Tape Law” Used to Charge Pro-Life Journalists
Удобненько.
8. Officials: ISIS found a way to hide bombs in laptops
Well, fuck.
9. In Seattle, Police Can No Longer Report 'Suspects,' They Have To Say 'Community Members', Last fall, the Washington Department of Corrections stopped calling inmates “offenders” and instead use the term “student.”
10. Details about tea party bias claims against the IRS could remain secret because current and former agency officials say their lives are in danger if they publicly testify about the case.
In danger from whom?
Лучшие люди города
11. Democratic Rep. Val Demings Tells Facebook Commenter: 'My First Amendment Right Is Different From Yours'
Ну естественно.
12. Продолжается демонстрация демократами номера “переобулся в прыжке”. Подеста пока чемпион - развернулся всего за 7 часов.
13. Every Republican Presidential candidate is Hitler.
So you don’t waste your time on tiny details.
14. DNC workers consider suing the party for failing to pay minimum wage.
Беспристрастная пресса
15. Harvard Study Reveals Huge Extent of Anti-Trump Media Bias
16. Корреспондент BBC открывает крутой лафхак: оказывается, бутерброды можно делать самому из ингредиентов, которые покупают в магазине!
17. In an article focused on advice for mothers, Popsugar magazine warns that water guns should not be allowed in the home because they “normalize” real guns.
WTF is Popsugar magazine?
18. News Coverage of Donald Trump’s First 100 Days
Международная панорама
19. Арабская женщина демонстрирует ключик от отобранного евреями в дни Накбы дома. Ключик имеет характерную форму ключа для дверей модели “Пладелет”, производимых компанией, основанной в 1973 году.
20. The rise of the “Re-Leavers” mean the pro-Brexit electorate is 68%
21. Порошенко заблокировал «Яндекс», «Одноклассники» и «ВКонтакте»
Вот мудаки. С другой стороны, Екатерина Шульман правильно говорит - теперь в России все резко проникнутся идеалами свободы информации. Слышал, уже по ТВ там показывают, как блокировки обходить.
22. Robert Spencer poisoned in Iceland, apparently by political opponent.
First it was beatings, now murder attempts.
23. Woman, 70, Says Migrants Defecate In Streets, Set Cars on Fire. Cops Charge Her With Hate Crime.
Ну да, оскорбление чувств верующих, как же, знаем.
24. Еврейский университет отказался от "а-Тиквы", чтобы не оскорблять чувства арабских студентов.
Ну охуеть. Тогда надо уж и имя сменить.
25. Israeli Minister’s Cannes Dress Depicting Jerusalem Called ‘Tasteless’ and ‘Aggressive’
Молодец министр. Надо это делать чаще. Пусть баттхерт у левых никогда не прекращается.
26. Theresa May to create new internet that would be controlled and regulated by government
Думали ли в Гонконге, что выход из под британской власти поможет им со свободой Интернета?
27. A Dutch court on Thursday convicted 20 people of sexist and racist online hate speech directed against a black politician and media personality, in a case that many here saw as an indictment of the ostensible culture of tolerance in the Netherlands.
В Голландии, оказывается, нельзя ругать политиков. Или только политиков определённой расы и пола?
Наука
28. New Sokal-like hoax: Penis is a social construct.
Was peer-reviewed and published, of course.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
29. People are marrying themselves, it's called 'sologamy'
Логично.
30. Twitter co-founder apologizes for helping elect Trump
Well, there’s a way to fix it. Just close the damn thing, and give the money earned to charity. Or to Soros.
31. Niedzviecki, editor of Canadian Writer’s Union publication, Write, wrote an article challenging the idea of cultural appropriation.
On Wednesday, the Writer’s Union of Canada issued an apology for the piece, announcing Niedzviecki’s resignation and pledging to review the magazine’s policies.
Heresy is not tolerated among Canadian writers.
32. Mizzou likely to cut hundreds of positions amid expected 7 percent enrollment drop
How’t that social justice warrior thing is working out?
33. UC Santa Cruz Black Student Group Threatens More 'Reclamations'
Аппетит приходит во время еды.
34. Teach for America and EdX are partnering to provide a training course for middle-school math teachers on how to incorporate social justice into their curricula.
Вот чего, оказывается, не хватает в американской школе - social justice на уроках математики.
35. Hawaii prof demands that colleges ‘stop hiring white cis men’
Не расизм.
36. The University of Illinois has canceled Nobel Laureate James Watson because some faculty members think his theories are racist
The same folks who are screaming they fucking love science on every corner. Obviously their definition of “love” is somewhat different from common one.
37. California professor bans college Republicans from Women's History Month events
Of course, she’s a professor of “gender studies”.
38. Mayor Mitch Landrieu (D) says residents of his city left because of monuments dedicated to Civil War-era icons.
Удивительный ебанько. Хотя с другой стороны, для политика-демократа не такой уж редкостный.
39. Trayvon Martin receives posthumous aeronautical science degree
Seriously.
40. UMich Student Says Minorities Are Oppressed by Wood Paneling
Of course, why not wood paneling? Note that it’s not just any paneling, it’s imposing masculine paneling.
In fact, I think that for people like this one, the padded walls would be much more appropriate.
41. Calling Someone 'Stupid' Now an 'Ableist’ Slur
Yes, we should call the left “people of alternative intellect” from now on.
История
42. The Fake History of Bush v. Gore
43. How an US presidential candidate conspired with enemy state.
Россия - щедрая душа
44. Российские переводчики отредактировали Фарго, убрав из текста крамолу про Путина.
45. Президент России Владимир Путин дал Федеральной службе безопасности право на изъятие земель.
Привет росиянам. Теперь ещё осталось о людях подумать… душ по 20 на ФСБшника для начала?
46. Russia’s Top Religious Official Sprays Holy Water on Computers to Fend Off Ransomware Virus
Логично.
Разное
47. Hilarious Winners of the First Annual ‘Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’
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