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Как известно, крокодил Гена работал в зоопарке крокодилом. Работа эта заключалась в том, что он утром приходил, снимал костюм, укладывался под дерево и позволял за деньги на себя смотреть. После чего одевался и шёл домой.

Так Успенский ещё в 60-х изобрёл OnlyFans.

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Воруют

1. Steve Forbes, chairman and editor-in-chief of Forbes, says Ilhan Omar and her husband are running a money laundering operation
Very likely true.

2. Ringleader Behind the Somali Fraud Scandal Says There's No Way that Tim Walz and Jihadi AG Keith Ellison Didn't Know She Was Stealing a Quarter Billion Dollars
Of course they knew, they organized it.

3. Newly released records reveal 725% increase in Medicaid for Illinois children without SSNs since 2021

4. The Maine Wire reveals they found “39 companies in one building” for home health care in Maine. He says EVERY SINGLE ONE is empty but collecting millions in taxpayer dollars.

5. When DOGE went to audit the African Development Foundation, its CFO locked them out. The move was heralded by Democrats and the media as heroic. Turns out, when people resist audits, it's because they have something to hide. Today the agency's CFO admitted taking bribes.
Каждый, кто участвовал в "резистансе" против DOGE, все до единого - воры. Исключений нет.

6. Washington State Experience Shows Green Energy Is All About the Grifting and the Bragging and Does Nothing for Which It Was Intended
I am shocked, shocked!

7. Add Hawaii to the list of states that tried to censor political speech and lost to Babylon Bee.

8. Ex–Nonprofit Leader Who Championed Social Justice Sentenced for COVID Fraud
Was named Bostonian of the Year.
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Для нашего же блага

9. ‘Finally, a renter’s market’: L.A. rent prices drop to four-year low
I wonder what could have happened to cause this...

10. Al Gore’s ‘Inconvenient Truth’ turns 20, and critics say biggest disaster is its failed predictions

11. Virginia voters are shocked as Democrats roll out a tidal wave of new taxes — from deliveries to cars, gyms, and even pet services.
WTF did they expect would happen?

12. Virginia residents are now panicking as, not even a full month into 2026, their electricity bills are nearly tripling as they are being hit with new Democrat-approved energy rates
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

13. Madmani Restricts ‘Gifted’ Student Program Despite Parental Advocate Objections
Of course, he likes dumb people more, they vote for him.

14. The Second Amendment at Protests and Demonstrations

15. The most indefensible part of what happened in Georgia in 2020 is that you do not need body cam footage, confessions, or insider testimony to know, as in know with absolute certainty, that a small group of people locking themselves in a room until well after midnight to count ballots with no supervision and no observers is unacceptable and will always be unacceptable.

16. Gov. Kathy Hochul says “half of New Yorkers are on Medicaid”
That's how it works - it starts as "let's help a couple of poor people, don't be cruel!" and soon majority of the population is addicted to state handouts. And whoever controls the handouts has all the power. That's the goal.

Антифада

17. Dem attorneys general, including Minnesota’s Keith Ellison, supported 2023 California gun law banning firearms from political events, 'sensitive places'
But this is for other people, bad people, deplorables.

18. Anti-ICE Signal Chats: Walz Administration Implicated, Foreign Funding Revealed
Also people from NPR and Minnesota Public Radio among the riot organizers.

19. Anti-ICE Signal chat links members to AG Keith Ellison's office to report feds in Minnesota

20. After their chats are revealed, insurrectionists want to flee to Cuba
I wonder why - they were just observing and peacefully protesting, right?

21. Minneapolis anti-ICE manual instructs agitators to make 'flashpoints' to 'inspire people into taking more militant, organized action'

22. Mob descends on St Paul Home2 Suites where they believe ICE are staying, smash windows, injure at least one agent

23. Footage of an a man who looks like Alex Pretti with a gun in his waistband, spitting on and attacking federal law enforcement officers and kicking the tail light of their vehicle on January 13.
It's almost like he wasn't an innocent bystander?

24. Alex Pretti rioting: He runs to officers, dares them to hurt him, spits on an officer, attacks their vehicle, & physically resists arrest

25. 'ASSAULT ME, motherfucker!': New footage shows Alex Pretti daring agents to hurt him before attacking them
Innocent bystander, you see...

26. Philly Soros DA Larry Krasner vows to 'hunt down' ICE agents 'the way they hunted down Nazis'

27. Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan is one of the admins of Signal Chat. This means the State of Minnesota is behind the protests.
They organized it.

28. Arizona man shot by Border Patrol was human smuggler with active federal warrant, opened fire on law enforcement
Every single time.

29. Liberal protesters BUSTED out windows on every vehicle they walked past in Minneapolis..
As you can see, those are mostly peaceful people that are just worried ICE treats illegals too harshly.

Dozens of swastikas

30. West Sydney hospital in a heavily multicultural area secretly changed the name and religion of a Jewish shooting victim from Bondi while she was under their care. They referred to her during treatment with the Anglo alias “Karen Jones” because the hospital staff could not be trusted if they knew she was Jewish.
Nice going, Australia.

31. Madmani Voter Ezra Klein Tries, Fails To Achieve Solidarity With Student Activists Who Called Him a 'Zionist Pig'
People like this are usually called "useful idiot", but this one is just a plain idiot.

32. Europe’s silenced scholars: the forced Gaza genocide ‘consensus’
As always with all woke "consensuses" it stands on forcibly shutting down anybody who dissents.

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33. Trump reportedly told aides they need to be “conscious of the business community” regarding mass deportations, directing officials to focus on criminals & refrain from targeting work sites. -NYT
The source is NYT so it could be bullshit, but certainly it doesn't contradict observable facts.

Нас бережёт

34. NYC cops, sanitation workers ordered to stop taking down homeless encampments weeks before 10 found dead in deep freeze.
That's one way to solve homelessness problem. Or they counted on the warmth of collectivism to save them?

35. Jury finds Seattle NEGLIGENT in 2020 CHAZ killing of 16-year-old Antonio Mays Jr, awards family $30 MILLION
It's a precedent for prosecuting city governments for neglecting their duties to maintain order. Hopefully it stands.

36. Here are the posts I saved back in 2020 from Antifa after their armed border "guards" shot up two black boys, killing one at the Seattle CHAZ. Antifa celebrated the shootings, claiming they were "fascists" and white supremacists

37. In 2019, two conservative activists in Portland, Joey Gibson and Russel Schultz, were prosecuted for felony rioting after they were attacked at Antifa pub Cider Riot at a Rose City Antifa event. Years later, at trial in Portland, the two were acquitted mid-trial by the judge who found the case too meritless to continue.
Today, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit ruled that Gibson and Schultz have standing to sue former Deputy District Attorney Brad Kalbaugh and Multnomah County for allegedly filing false sworn affidavits to secure warrants that led to the arrest and prosecution.
Portland government and antifa are two tentacles of the same creature.

38. Sister of man shot by Border Patrol says he’s no victim, calls him violent

39. Judge Drops Death Penalty for Luigi Mangione, Sends a Harsh Message to Supreme Court (A Deep Dive)
That's one fine mess.

40. Leftists now pushing to get rid of police bodycams for some strange reason
What happened I wonder?

Trans-Qaeda

41. Detransitioner wins historic $2 million malpractice suit against NY doctors who cut her breasts off at 16
Good.

42. California attorney general sues Rady Children’s Hospital for curtailing gender-affirming care
Turns out, you must cut off children's genitals, it's not an optional service, the state mandates it.

Culture war

43. Tim Walz warns Minnesota could be a 'Fort Sumter moment' after his policies cause chaos in state
По крайней мере они знают, кто они такие... Или просто устами дурака глаголет истина.

44. Apple Music deleted Holly Valance’s satirical song, thereby proving why it was so necessary.
Wokes have no sense of humor, it is known.

Civility and decency

45. Dem Ohio AG candidate pledges to 'kill Donald Trump' by securing a conviction leading to capital punishment

46. As Chants Ring Out About Lynching Kristi Noem, Clueless Lib Protesters Realize to Their Horror Who They're in Bed With

47. Colbert: Nazis are better than ICE
Дна нет.

Лучшие люди города

48. Epstein claimed Bill Gates caught STD from ‘sex with Russian girls,’ slipped Melinda antibiotics in latest files released by DOJ
Wow.

49. Mark Zuckerberg, an outspoken critic of "man-made climate change", shows off his new $300 million, 287-foot mega yacht, powered by four gigantic diesel engines.
I guess they don't make electric 287-ton yachts?

50. UNH Police Chief Who Testified Students are ‘Too Drunk’ for Campus Carry is Arrested…For Drunk Driving
Вспомнил молодость?

Беспристрастная пресса

51. It appears MSNBC gave Alex Pretti a tan, a stronger jawline, better teeth, shorter forehead, and a nose job to make him look hotter for the AWFLs. They broadened his shoulders, thickened his neck, and gave him biceps.
Peak journalism.

52. Hi everyone declaring Don Lemon’s arrest the end of democracy… and I say “everyone” because not a single one of you did anything but cheer real fascism against real journalists…

Международная панорама

53. UN Promises Bankruptcy by July Unless Trump Gives Lots of Cash
Вы так говорите, как будто это что-то плохое!

54. NATO leader warns Europe is unable to defend itself without US assistance

55. UK Government Opens Door To ‘Stalinist’ 15-Minute Cities

56. UK: A thief stole a necklace. A bus driver caught the thief and got the necklace back. British Police arrested the Bus Driver and he got sacked.
Not a normal country.

57. A convicted terrorist is running for a seat on Birmingham council
His name is Shahid Butt. No, seriously.

58. A “Walk for Jesus” march was canceled last week—police cited Islamophobia. This week, the police allowed Islamists to flood London’s streets, waving the Islamic Republic flag, threatening beheadings of Brits, and saluting Hitler.

59. Islamists in London have taken to the streets, making beheading gestures, spitting on British citizens, and putting up Nazi salutes.
They didn't have to live like this. They chose to.

60. Canada Wants to Know Who You’ve Been Having Sex With Before Letting You Buy a Gun
Seriously.

61. Taliban Ban Keeps 2.2 Million Afghan Girls Out of Secondary School, UN Agencies Say
Completely unexpectedly!

62. New Taliban criminal code recognizes slavery and legaly divides society into four castes with different laws and punishments.
Biden must be super proud. Or whoever did this under his name.

63. NY Post: врач из Газы, который писал статьи об ужасах израильской военщины для NYT, был опознан как террорист, снятый в 2016 году в форме ХАМАС.

Технология

64. Oneplus phone update introduces hardware anti-rollback
Wow that's harsh.

65. Washington State May Mandate 'Firearm Blueprint Detection Algorithms' For 3D Printers

Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц

66. Chicago schools refuse to hire Christian college student teachers despite lawsuit

67. Audit demanded after claims that MIT faculty hiring sidesteps DEI ban

68. Former Harvard History Chairman Boasts of Transforming It From 'White Male Affinity Group': Sidney Chalhoub pushes for Palestinian Studies, but department has no time for Western Civilization

69. Harvard-backed program drops ‘students of color’ requirement after legal complaint

70. In Starfleet Academy Jay-Den is from a polyamorous Klingon family where both of his Fathers abandoned him.
If you needed anything to know about woke Star Trek.

71. Shocking video out of Portland, Oregon shows teachers at the Portland Montessori School leading children, some no older than 5 or 6, in an anti ICE protest, sparking mass calls to remove any licenses the school may have.
Do you notice how many education workers are batshit crazy? It's not random, it must be the system to produce such amount of craziness.

Разное

72. Does Pentagon Pizza Theory Work?