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April 12th, 2016
Для нашего же блага
1. New Jersey has to rethink its budget because one guy moved
2. Alabama Senate Passes Bill Eliminating Marriage Licensing
Отлично, молодцы!
3. Pot Smokers at White House Protest Obama's Disinterest in Reclassifying Marijuana
But Obama just doesn’t care.
4. The administration has overseen a striking drop in prosecutions of gun crimes, winning only about 6,000 convictions in 2015 — down more than 15 percent from five years ago, and giving added weight to claims by gun rights groups that President Obama has failed to enforce the laws already on the books.
Тут возможно два обьяснения - или граждане стали гораздо законопослушнее, или минюст не очень заинтересован в ловле преступников, а зато заинтересован в устрожении законов для законопослушных граждан.
5. In his first interview on Fox News Sunday since becoming president, Barack Obama admitted that "failing to plan for, the day after" the U.S. intervention in Libya was the worst mistake of his presidency.
Isn’t that exactly what Bush was criticized for? Obama apparently thought that applies only to Bush, but he doesn’t have to plan.
6. The Competitive Enterprise Institute is getting subpoenaed by the attorney general of the U.S. Virgin Islands to cough up its communications regarding climate change.
Кто не понял, американский прокурор расследует распространение клеветнических измышлений, порочащих глобалворминг.
7. Intel Analysts: We Were Forced Out for Telling the Truth About Obama’s ISIS War
А потом будут удивляться - “как разведка могла так ошибиться?!”. Тех, кто не ошибался, выгнали - вот и могла.
Международная панорама
8. The European Left is struggling to combat anti-Semitism in its midst.
I don’t see them “struggling” but rather “enjoying” and "welcoming".
Навстречу выборам
9. Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has accused Israel of killing over 10,000 innocent civilians.
Невежество этого кретина поразительно, но, как и в случае Трампа, это никого не волнует. Это кретин для продвинутых людей, модный бренд.
10. Сандерса спрашивают - как ты собираешься с банками бороться, на каких законных основаниях?
Ответ: It’s something I have not studied, honestly, the legal implications of that.
Понятно, пиздеть - не мешки ворочать.
11. Here's More Evidence the Trump Movement Is Backlash Against Political Correctness
Печально, что в этой роли - именно Трамп.
Россия - щедрая душа
12. Судью, прилетевшую в Москву на повышение квалификации, уличили в краже чужого чемодана в аэропорту.
Логично - уличили, значит, квалификация пока низковата.
13. В подвальном помещении многоквартирного дома в присутствии 15-20 человек, обратился к ним с призывами к осуществлению экстремистской деятельности путем публичного исполнения музыкального произведения.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
14. Guess what is fascist now? The Lion King movie.
15. Guess what is unsafe now? Raising hands.
16. Guess what is racist now? Kentucky Derby costume party.
17. Vegan Sexuality: Challenging Heteronormative Masculinity through Meat-free Sex.
Science you can use.
Академия
18. This University Cleared a Male Student of Rape, Then Re-Tried and Convicted Him Via Insane System.
Judge says John Doe's lawsuit against James Madison University should proceed.
Я надеюсь, что когда выяснится, что это безумие стоит университетам миллионы по искам, что-то начнёт меняться.
19. On Monday, students at Indiana University Bloomington mistook a priest for a Ku Klux Klan member, taking to social media to express their fear of the alleged Klansman, who they claimed was carrying a whip, and dressed in “white robes.”
The Onion can’t compete with real idiots.
20. Mom Arrested for Letting Kids Walk to McDonald's Around the Corner
And that’s how such idiots are made - by ensuring nobody dares to let kids to take even minimal responsibility.
21. Ohio University Wants to Impose Cultural Sensitivity Training After Students Wrote 'Trump 2016' on Free Speech Wall
They should have known that Free Speech Wall is not for free speech.
22. Stanford Students: Offering Western Civilization Classes Destroys Diversity
Ignorance is Strength.
23. White woman ejected from ‘Whiteness History Month’ event for questioning Trump’s racism.
Сомневаться в линии партии не позволено никому.
1. New Jersey has to rethink its budget because one guy moved
2. Alabama Senate Passes Bill Eliminating Marriage Licensing
Отлично, молодцы!
3. Pot Smokers at White House Protest Obama's Disinterest in Reclassifying Marijuana
But Obama just doesn’t care.
4. The administration has overseen a striking drop in prosecutions of gun crimes, winning only about 6,000 convictions in 2015 — down more than 15 percent from five years ago, and giving added weight to claims by gun rights groups that President Obama has failed to enforce the laws already on the books.
Тут возможно два обьяснения - или граждане стали гораздо законопослушнее, или минюст не очень заинтересован в ловле преступников, а зато заинтересован в устрожении законов для законопослушных граждан.
5. In his first interview on Fox News Sunday since becoming president, Barack Obama admitted that "failing to plan for, the day after" the U.S. intervention in Libya was the worst mistake of his presidency.
Isn’t that exactly what Bush was criticized for? Obama apparently thought that applies only to Bush, but he doesn’t have to plan.
6. The Competitive Enterprise Institute is getting subpoenaed by the attorney general of the U.S. Virgin Islands to cough up its communications regarding climate change.
Кто не понял, американский прокурор расследует распространение клеветнических измышлений, порочащих глобалворминг.
7. Intel Analysts: We Were Forced Out for Telling the Truth About Obama’s ISIS War
А потом будут удивляться - “как разведка могла так ошибиться?!”. Тех, кто не ошибался, выгнали - вот и могла.
Международная панорама
8. The European Left is struggling to combat anti-Semitism in its midst.
I don’t see them “struggling” but rather “enjoying” and "welcoming".
Навстречу выборам
9. Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has accused Israel of killing over 10,000 innocent civilians.
Невежество этого кретина поразительно, но, как и в случае Трампа, это никого не волнует. Это кретин для продвинутых людей, модный бренд.
10. Сандерса спрашивают - как ты собираешься с банками бороться, на каких законных основаниях?
Ответ: It’s something I have not studied, honestly, the legal implications of that.
Понятно, пиздеть - не мешки ворочать.
11. Here's More Evidence the Trump Movement Is Backlash Against Political Correctness
Печально, что в этой роли - именно Трамп.
Россия - щедрая душа
12. Судью, прилетевшую в Москву на повышение квалификации, уличили в краже чужого чемодана в аэропорту.
Логично - уличили, значит, квалификация пока низковата.
13. В подвальном помещении многоквартирного дома в присутствии 15-20 человек, обратился к ним с призывами к осуществлению экстремистской деятельности путем публичного исполнения музыкального произведения.
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
14. Guess what is fascist now? The Lion King movie.
15. Guess what is unsafe now? Raising hands.
16. Guess what is racist now? Kentucky Derby costume party.
17. Vegan Sexuality: Challenging Heteronormative Masculinity through Meat-free Sex.
Science you can use.
Академия
18. This University Cleared a Male Student of Rape, Then Re-Tried and Convicted Him Via Insane System.
Judge says John Doe's lawsuit against James Madison University should proceed.
Я надеюсь, что когда выяснится, что это безумие стоит университетам миллионы по искам, что-то начнёт меняться.
19. On Monday, students at Indiana University Bloomington mistook a priest for a Ku Klux Klan member, taking to social media to express their fear of the alleged Klansman, who they claimed was carrying a whip, and dressed in “white robes.”
The Onion can’t compete with real idiots.
20. Mom Arrested for Letting Kids Walk to McDonald's Around the Corner
And that’s how such idiots are made - by ensuring nobody dares to let kids to take even minimal responsibility.
21. Ohio University Wants to Impose Cultural Sensitivity Training After Students Wrote 'Trump 2016' on Free Speech Wall
They should have known that Free Speech Wall is not for free speech.
22. Stanford Students: Offering Western Civilization Classes Destroys Diversity
Ignorance is Strength.
23. White woman ejected from ‘Whiteness History Month’ event for questioning Trump’s racism.
Сомневаться в линии партии не позволено никому.
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