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1. Climate Activist Smashes Cake Into Mona Lisa At Louvre
Are all climate activists insane? Probably not, but the proportion is very high.
2. California court says some bees are fish
Well, they're not stoping with women with penises. Now it's fish with wings and stingers.
I imagine Babylon Bee is now Babelfish?
3. The Biden administration is using minor paperwork typos to shut down a huge number of gun stores across the country
FFL revocations surged 500%. If they're not taking your guns yet, they're surely trying to take away your ability to get them.
4. Homemade shotgun turned in at gun buyback event in San Francisco
Шоб вы понимали, чувак привинтил железную трубку к доске и продал это как "дробовик".
5. Florida Man Sells Homemade ‘1776 Boom Sticks’ At Gun Buyback, City Runs Out Of Cash In 30 Minutes
Во Флориде подошли к делу масштабнее.
Numerous people told us they sold their old junk guns to buy new firearms. Someone sold a Marine Emergency Flare gun. Other attendees had air pistols (BB/pellet guns).
6. New York City lawmaker assumes 'white supremacy' motivated Tulsa shooter—he was black
Тю, какие проблемы. Любой чёрный республиканец - автоматически белый супрематист. Ну и вообще, когда партия быть прикажет супрематистом - то им станет любой.
7. New York loses $19.5 billion in population exodus, IRS confirms
Good and hard
8. Georgetown Ends Investigation of Ilya Shapiro for Bad Tweet, Will Not Fire Him
I guess that's good? At least not as bad as the alternative. The proper way would be not starting it at all, of course.
BTW, that "poorly worded" thing is BS. What he said is correct, just not politically correct.
9. Gas Prices Are Skyrocketing, So House Republicans Are Running On Reducing Greenhouse Gases For Midterms
Fucking Stupid Party
10. Gov. Ron DeSantis to Veto $35 Million Tampa Bay Rays Facility Amid Polarization of Shootings
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
11. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the White House chief medical advisor, and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), says he will likely step down from his leadership positions in 2024.
Not soon enough.
12. BIDEN: Gun manufacturers "are the only industry in this country that has that kind of immunity."
And it is a lie.
13. After 29 years, this lady FINALLY made it to the top of Chicago’s affordable housing waiting list, proving just how well the government will take care of you
14. California county reinstates indoor mask mandate
Here we go again. Or, rather, they go. Which most of them deserve - they voted for it.
15. Georgia Voting Bungled: Hand Recount Drops Democrat Winner to 3rd Place
But surely nothing like that could have happened in 2020, because shut up!
COVID-1984
16. Dr. Fauci: Masks Are About "Authority", Not Keeping People Safe
Нас бережёт
17. Surprise: DC Jury Acquits Michael Sussman
Update: Jury Was Stacked with Literal Hillary Clinton Donors, One AOC Donor, and a Woman Who Was on the Same Crew Team as Michael Sussman's Daughter
Результат немного предсказуем, да.
18. Sussmann Jury Forewoman Is Talking, and It's an Eye-Opener
Basically it's "fuck the law, we don't care about him lying to the FBI". Which would be fine if "lying to the FBI" wasn't exactly a crime that so many people - like Flynn - were prosecuted for just recently.
19. Jeffrey Epstein’s Prison Guards Admit To Falsifying Records On Night He Died In Deal With Feds
No jail time, no consequences. Full cover-up accomplished.
20. Uvalde police, school district no longer cooperating with Texas probe of shooting: Sources
Cover-up mode ON.
21. Uvalde mom who rescued kids: The cops said I might violate my probation if I keep criticizing them
These guys are true heroes and pillars of the community.
22. California Votes To End Mandatory Reporting On Students Who Threaten Schools
If you thought for a second that somebody actually wants to stop school attacks. And indeed, why stop them if they are great vehicle to push forward the left's agenda?
23. Washington state drivers don't have to pull over for the cops anymore, so they aren't
If you have to be afraid of the police, move to Washington.
24. Seattle will have to refund $5M in parting tickets because officers were writing tickets even though they were not authorized to do so.
Also, they didn't actually save a dime by "defunding" the police - they just virtue signalled. As usual.
Сиськи-масиськи
25. Joe Biden Can't Even Fake Interest In His Baby Formula Crisis
Надо было мороженое упомянуть, он бы проснулся.
26. Biden is now blaming White House aides for the nation’s inflation woes.
Плохие бояре! Обманули царя-батюшку!
27. Biden: CEOs told me my plan would save $500 per household in utility costs. WaPo: Lie
Так что же говорит этот человек? А он попросту соврал!
28. Biden: CEOs Understood the Abbott Shutdown Would Be Devastating-- But I Didn't
Well, it's not like he understands much of anything... I think he doesn't try to hide anymore that he doesn't understand anything people are saying to him.
Civility and decency
29. "Gaming Journalist" Simon Gwynn Questions Whether You Would Kill Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas And Samuel Alito Given The Chance
Тут полезно заметить, что левая мысль не утруждает себя сложными моральными вопросами - мешаешь партии, значит, должен быть уничтожен.
30. Vandals strike restaurant whose owner tweeted support for JK Rowling
Лучшие люди города
31. Avenatti gets another four years in prison in Daniels theft
That's the guy that CNN pushed as a viable presidential candidate. The bar is really low for them.
32. Rep. David Cicilline: 'Spare Me the Bullshit About Constitutional Rights'
They don't care about your rights, and not hiding it anymore.
33. Surprise: New York Republican to retire from House -- a week after endorsing gun control
Bet he has some CNN talk show host position lined up or something like that.
Беспристрастная пресса
34. NPR's Insane Claim About What an AR-15 Does to the Human Body
What's a little lie for a good cause? Scratch that, what's decades of lying about virtually everything 24/7 for a good cause?
35. LA Times: conservatives participating in elections is "a far-right insurrection"
So you understand what they mean by "insurrection" - anything that threatens their absolute power.
36. Подрывная статья в NYT: Why Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wasn’t All That Fond of Roe v. Wade
Они, конечно, не могли знать в 2020-м...
Международная панорама
37. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Announces Ban On All Handguns In Canada
Построение фашизма идёт своим чередом.
38. Canada’s broadcasting regulator confirms proposed online censorship bill will apply to user-generated content
Ну и какой же фашизм без цензуры?
39. Norwegian feminist faces up to three years in prison over tweet saying biological males can’t be lesbians
Ещё недавно шуточки про лесбиянов были просто бородатыми анекдотами, а теперь уже за них трешечку дают.
Технология
40. Layoffs tracker
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
41. Teacher Caught Using LGBT Flash Cards To Teach 3, 4-Year-Olds Colors. One card showed picture of a pregnant man.
42. On the Anniversary of George Floyd's Death, a Professor Announces Property Is Racist
Of course, excluding her (or zir?) own property.
43. Soooo, the next thing is grooming with pride
44. Stanford students file complaint about course’s ‘colonialist’ text, professor’s ‘dismissive’ attitude
45. KIPP Public Schools, a charter school operator in California, announced on Thursday that one of its teachers identifies as a “proud queer Asian-Latinx educator,” and “often teaches his 5-year-olds about the complexities of intersectionality.”
Charter school means parents send their kids there voluntarily?
46. Study: Rise in LGBT Identification Among Young People Is Significantly Influenced by ‘Social Trends’
Of course.
Обыкновенный рашизм
47. Террористы-освободители. Украину захватывают чеченцы, осужденные за тяжкие преступления и внесённые в экстремистские реестры. В их числе — все еще «отбывающие» наказание
48. «Захотели сделать из меня террориста». Отец срочника с крейсера Москва сообщил, что к нему пришли «из серьезного ведомства»
Я считаю, вполне достойное продолжение - щас чувака посадят, чтоб не пиздел. И поделом.
1. Climate Activist Smashes Cake Into Mona Lisa At Louvre
Are all climate activists insane? Probably not, but the proportion is very high.
2. California court says some bees are fish
Well, they're not stoping with women with penises. Now it's fish with wings and stingers.
I imagine Babylon Bee is now Babelfish?
3. The Biden administration is using minor paperwork typos to shut down a huge number of gun stores across the country
FFL revocations surged 500%. If they're not taking your guns yet, they're surely trying to take away your ability to get them.
4. Homemade shotgun turned in at gun buyback event in San Francisco
Шоб вы понимали, чувак привинтил железную трубку к доске и продал это как "дробовик".
5. Florida Man Sells Homemade ‘1776 Boom Sticks’ At Gun Buyback, City Runs Out Of Cash In 30 Minutes
Во Флориде подошли к делу масштабнее.
Numerous people told us they sold their old junk guns to buy new firearms. Someone sold a Marine Emergency Flare gun. Other attendees had air pistols (BB/pellet guns).
6. New York City lawmaker assumes 'white supremacy' motivated Tulsa shooter—he was black
Тю, какие проблемы. Любой чёрный республиканец - автоматически белый супрематист. Ну и вообще, когда партия быть прикажет супрематистом - то им станет любой.
7. New York loses $19.5 billion in population exodus, IRS confirms
Good and hard
8. Georgetown Ends Investigation of Ilya Shapiro for Bad Tweet, Will Not Fire Him
I guess that's good? At least not as bad as the alternative. The proper way would be not starting it at all, of course.
BTW, that "poorly worded" thing is BS. What he said is correct, just not politically correct.
9. Gas Prices Are Skyrocketing, So House Republicans Are Running On Reducing Greenhouse Gases For Midterms
Fucking Stupid Party
10. Gov. Ron DeSantis to Veto $35 Million Tampa Bay Rays Facility Amid Polarization of Shootings
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
11. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the White House chief medical advisor, and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), says he will likely step down from his leadership positions in 2024.
Not soon enough.
12. BIDEN: Gun manufacturers "are the only industry in this country that has that kind of immunity."
And it is a lie.
13. After 29 years, this lady FINALLY made it to the top of Chicago’s affordable housing waiting list, proving just how well the government will take care of you
14. California county reinstates indoor mask mandate
Here we go again. Or, rather, they go. Which most of them deserve - they voted for it.
15. Georgia Voting Bungled: Hand Recount Drops Democrat Winner to 3rd Place
But surely nothing like that could have happened in 2020, because shut up!
COVID-1984
16. Dr. Fauci: Masks Are About "Authority", Not Keeping People Safe
Нас бережёт
17. Surprise: DC Jury Acquits Michael Sussman
Update: Jury Was Stacked with Literal Hillary Clinton Donors, One AOC Donor, and a Woman Who Was on the Same Crew Team as Michael Sussman's Daughter
Результат немного предсказуем, да.
18. Sussmann Jury Forewoman Is Talking, and It's an Eye-Opener
Basically it's "fuck the law, we don't care about him lying to the FBI". Which would be fine if "lying to the FBI" wasn't exactly a crime that so many people - like Flynn - were prosecuted for just recently.
19. Jeffrey Epstein’s Prison Guards Admit To Falsifying Records On Night He Died In Deal With Feds
No jail time, no consequences. Full cover-up accomplished.
20. Uvalde police, school district no longer cooperating with Texas probe of shooting: Sources
Cover-up mode ON.
21. Uvalde mom who rescued kids: The cops said I might violate my probation if I keep criticizing them
These guys are true heroes and pillars of the community.
22. California Votes To End Mandatory Reporting On Students Who Threaten Schools
If you thought for a second that somebody actually wants to stop school attacks. And indeed, why stop them if they are great vehicle to push forward the left's agenda?
23. Washington state drivers don't have to pull over for the cops anymore, so they aren't
If you have to be afraid of the police, move to Washington.
24. Seattle will have to refund $5M in parting tickets because officers were writing tickets even though they were not authorized to do so.
Also, they didn't actually save a dime by "defunding" the police - they just virtue signalled. As usual.
Сиськи-масиськи
25. Joe Biden Can't Even Fake Interest In His Baby Formula Crisis
Надо было мороженое упомянуть, он бы проснулся.
26. Biden is now blaming White House aides for the nation’s inflation woes.
Плохие бояре! Обманули царя-батюшку!
27. Biden: CEOs told me my plan would save $500 per household in utility costs. WaPo: Lie
Так что же говорит этот человек? А он попросту соврал!
28. Biden: CEOs Understood the Abbott Shutdown Would Be Devastating-- But I Didn't
Well, it's not like he understands much of anything... I think he doesn't try to hide anymore that he doesn't understand anything people are saying to him.
Civility and decency
29. "Gaming Journalist" Simon Gwynn Questions Whether You Would Kill Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas And Samuel Alito Given The Chance
Тут полезно заметить, что левая мысль не утруждает себя сложными моральными вопросами - мешаешь партии, значит, должен быть уничтожен.
30. Vandals strike restaurant whose owner tweeted support for JK Rowling
Лучшие люди города
31. Avenatti gets another four years in prison in Daniels theft
That's the guy that CNN pushed as a viable presidential candidate. The bar is really low for them.
32. Rep. David Cicilline: 'Spare Me the Bullshit About Constitutional Rights'
They don't care about your rights, and not hiding it anymore.
33. Surprise: New York Republican to retire from House -- a week after endorsing gun control
Bet he has some CNN talk show host position lined up or something like that.
Беспристрастная пресса
34. NPR's Insane Claim About What an AR-15 Does to the Human Body
What's a little lie for a good cause? Scratch that, what's decades of lying about virtually everything 24/7 for a good cause?
35. LA Times: conservatives participating in elections is "a far-right insurrection"
So you understand what they mean by "insurrection" - anything that threatens their absolute power.
36. Подрывная статья в NYT: Why Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wasn’t All That Fond of Roe v. Wade
Они, конечно, не могли знать в 2020-м...
Международная панорама
37. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Announces Ban On All Handguns In Canada
Построение фашизма идёт своим чередом.
38. Canada’s broadcasting regulator confirms proposed online censorship bill will apply to user-generated content
Ну и какой же фашизм без цензуры?
39. Norwegian feminist faces up to three years in prison over tweet saying biological males can’t be lesbians
Ещё недавно шуточки про лесбиянов были просто бородатыми анекдотами, а теперь уже за них трешечку дают.
Технология
40. Layoffs tracker
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
41. Teacher Caught Using LGBT Flash Cards To Teach 3, 4-Year-Olds Colors. One card showed picture of a pregnant man.
42. On the Anniversary of George Floyd's Death, a Professor Announces Property Is Racist
Of course, excluding her (or zir?) own property.
43. Soooo, the next thing is grooming with pride
44. Stanford students file complaint about course’s ‘colonialist’ text, professor’s ‘dismissive’ attitude
45. KIPP Public Schools, a charter school operator in California, announced on Thursday that one of its teachers identifies as a “proud queer Asian-Latinx educator,” and “often teaches his 5-year-olds about the complexities of intersectionality.”
Charter school means parents send their kids there voluntarily?
46. Study: Rise in LGBT Identification Among Young People Is Significantly Influenced by ‘Social Trends’
Of course.
Обыкновенный рашизм
47. Террористы-освободители. Украину захватывают чеченцы, осужденные за тяжкие преступления и внесённые в экстремистские реестры. В их числе — все еще «отбывающие» наказание
48. «Захотели сделать из меня террориста». Отец срочника с крейсера Москва сообщил, что к нему пришли «из серьезного ведомства»
Я считаю, вполне достойное продолжение - щас чувака посадят, чтоб не пиздел. И поделом.
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