Еще о шутках. Поскольку шутить про Обаму не очень модно, вот вам образец того, как шутят для Обамы. Перл юмора, достойный уха президента:
Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so
you're saying, 'I hope America fails,' you're, like, 'I dont [sic] care
about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.' He
just wants the country to fail. To me, that's treason. He's not saying anything differently than what Osama bin
Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir,
because I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so
strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight."
She then concluded: "Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country
fails, I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a good
waterboarding, that's what he needs."
Обхохочешься, правда? Как она сказала - она надеется, что его будут пытать и у него откажут почки? Буахахаха! Держите меня, не могу больше!
И Обама, и вся аудитория, натурально, награждают придворного шута веселым одобрительным смехом.
Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so
you're saying, 'I hope America fails,' you're, like, 'I dont [sic] care
about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.' He
just wants the country to fail. To me, that's treason. He's not saying anything differently than what Osama bin
Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir,
because I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so
strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight."
She then concluded: "Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country
fails, I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a good
waterboarding, that's what he needs."
Обхохочешься, правда? Как она сказала - она надеется, что его будут пытать и у него откажут почки? Буахахаха! Держите меня, не могу больше!
И Обама, и вся аудитория, натурально, награждают придворного шута веселым одобрительным смехом.
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чорт, где-то я уже это слышал. "fuck off americanophobes", ага.
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