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1. Schwab Inc. leaving SF for Texas
Makes sense.
2. DMV makes $50 million a year by selling drivers' personal information to private businesses.
Каковы сволочи!
3. Jews are still routinely being beaten on the streets of New York City.
Но говорить об этом неприлично, т.к. атакующие - не белые супремасисты, а совсем даже наоборот.
4. Kamala Harris: Government 'can and should' legislate your meat consumption to combat climate change
Or, in fact, to do anything government likes. And of course, there’s nothing special about meat. Government can just regulate anything about you. Except, of course, your gender - that you can still choose freely. And also immigration status - government has no rights to determine that too, no human is illegal. But otherwise - no limits.
5. Bloomberg: We need to levy painful taxes against the poor - to control their behavior - for their own good
How dare the peasants to behave in ways I don’t like!
6. Dozens protest TriMet fare enforcement in Portland
Платить деньги за пользование услугами? Какой свинский капитализм! Этому не будет места в коммунистическом Портланде!
7. Rand Paul: Feds Wasted Millions Subsidizing Serbian Cheese Production
Иначе было нельзя - что бы мы делали без сербского сыра!
8. The CDC Proves Trump Right on Vaping
9. Of the 50 states, three territories, and 10 provinces that make up the United States and Canada, all but one have legalized some form of either medical or recreational cannabis.
Единственный тормозной штат - Айдахо.
10. 107 House Dems to Mike Pompeo: Reverse settlement announcement ‘immediately’
А вот хуй вам. Самое мерзкое, конечно, что Led by Rep. Andy Levin of Michigan. Ну почему самым главным мудаком должен оказаться именно Левин? Да нет, не отвечайте, я сам знаю. Но обидно же.
11. Climate change is making horses fat as it’s causing an abundance of grass to grow, top vet warns
Каждый день новые ужасы!
12. Democrats’ Bill in Virginia Would Outlaw Martial Arts Training
Демократы, купив на деньги Блумберга власть в Вирджинии, времени не теряют.
Нас бережёт
13. Navy Secretary Richard Spencer Resigns Amid Controversy Over Navy SEAL
Только этого нам не хватало - резистанса в вооружённых силах. Одного Виндмана много. Армия - не место для критики начальства, так что всё правильно, увольнять на месте.
Culture war
14. Journalist Andy Ngo Confronts Chelsea Clinton With Facts About Transgender Violence. Twitter Suspends Him.
Of course.
15. Report: Chick-Fil-A Funded Anti-Christian SPLC, Other Leftist Groups
Не очень-то по-христиански… Salvation Army, значит, недостойны, а SPLC - достойны. Понятно.
16. DC Comics deletes Batman poster after China claims it’s pro-Hong Kong
Дна нет.
Лучшие люди города
17. Arkansas woman impregnated by Hunter Biden was Washington DC stripper called Dallas
18. Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife’s Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger
I mean, I don’t mind people being a little on the freak side, but these are people who call Trump “bizzare”… Come on, really?
Беспристрастная пресса
19. Bloomberg News Won’t Investigate Owner, Rivals, But Will Investigate Trump
Of course.
20. Let’s be clear that on Earth Two, where Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a conservative Justice holding out against a progressive majority, there is currently 24-hour deathwatch media coverage, and a torrent of woke opinion urging her to retire for the good of the Court and the Nation.
Fact check: True
21. Financial Times: US needs foreign troops to save democracy
Видимо, американские левые уже не надеются на собственные силы в борьбе с Трампом. Остаётся проситься назад под британское подданство. Тем более вон канадцы как успешно выступают - голосуют за своё трюдо несмотря ни на что. Мечта!
22. Afghanistan Thanksgiving: Trump makes the press look like boobs
По справедливости, это было нетрудно.
23. Newsweek fires reporter who wrote inaccurate story on Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans
Наконец-то хоть какие-то последствия.
24. Nation Looking For Right Phrase To Describe Media That Behaves Like Some Kind Of Adversary Of The Populace
Международная панорама
25. Germany’s Social Democratic party has backed down after becoming locked in a blame game with a florist and a printer over who was responsible for misspelling “fascism” on a war memorial wreath so that it resembled the word “fuckup”.
TBH, that whole fascism thing was a pretty huge fuckup.
26. London Bridge killer, 28, was jailed for eight years in 2012 for plotting to bomb the London Stock Exchange and build an Islamic terror training camp - but was released last year and had an ankle tag on when he stabbed two people to death yesterday.
What’s the point of ankle tag again?
27. A man used a 5-foot narwhal tusk to confront the London terror suspect, according to an eyewitness
That’s all fine and great, but what about common sense narwahl tusk controls? Can we at least ban assault and high-capacity ones?
28. After the London Bridge terror attack, people are considering narwhal tusk attachments for their AR-15s
Логично.
Наука
29. Nabokov Was Right About Butterflies
30. Disproved Discoveries That Won Nobel Prizes
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
31. Multiple Women Recall Sexual Misconduct and Retaliation by Gordon Sondland
Не оправдал доверие партии - и результат вполне стандартный. Обвинения тоже потрясные - “он не хотел инвестировать в мой бизнес”. Очевидно, инвестировать в бизнес представительниц угнетённой половины человечества у демократов считается для угнетателей обязательным?
32. Oberlin College Students Erect Memorial to Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorists
Of course they did.
33. The Latest College Racism Claim Turns Out To Be A Hoax
Спрос на рынке расистских инцидентов намного превышает предложение. Результат закономерен - расцвела индустрия подделок.
34. Syracuse Students Demand Punishment for Everyone Involved in Racist Speech, Including Bystanders
Логично. Ритуальная нечистота распространяется на всех, затронутых грехом. Только очистительный ритуал может от неё избавить.
35. Indiana Wesleyan Student Kicked Out of Honors College for Questioning Cultural Appropriation
36. Millennials Want To Ban Secret Santa Because It Gives Them Anxiety
История
37. Puritans drank beer, loved sex and didn’t burn witches
38. First known case of a human being struck by a meteorite
Пострадавшая отделалась синяком
1. Schwab Inc. leaving SF for Texas
Makes sense.
2. DMV makes $50 million a year by selling drivers' personal information to private businesses.
Каковы сволочи!
3. Jews are still routinely being beaten on the streets of New York City.
Но говорить об этом неприлично, т.к. атакующие - не белые супремасисты, а совсем даже наоборот.
4. Kamala Harris: Government 'can and should' legislate your meat consumption to combat climate change
Or, in fact, to do anything government likes. And of course, there’s nothing special about meat. Government can just regulate anything about you. Except, of course, your gender - that you can still choose freely. And also immigration status - government has no rights to determine that too, no human is illegal. But otherwise - no limits.
5. Bloomberg: We need to levy painful taxes against the poor - to control their behavior - for their own good
How dare the peasants to behave in ways I don’t like!
6. Dozens protest TriMet fare enforcement in Portland
Платить деньги за пользование услугами? Какой свинский капитализм! Этому не будет места в коммунистическом Портланде!
7. Rand Paul: Feds Wasted Millions Subsidizing Serbian Cheese Production
Иначе было нельзя - что бы мы делали без сербского сыра!
8. The CDC Proves Trump Right on Vaping
9. Of the 50 states, three territories, and 10 provinces that make up the United States and Canada, all but one have legalized some form of either medical or recreational cannabis.
Единственный тормозной штат - Айдахо.
10. 107 House Dems to Mike Pompeo: Reverse settlement announcement ‘immediately’
А вот хуй вам. Самое мерзкое, конечно, что Led by Rep. Andy Levin of Michigan. Ну почему самым главным мудаком должен оказаться именно Левин? Да нет, не отвечайте, я сам знаю. Но обидно же.
11. Climate change is making horses fat as it’s causing an abundance of grass to grow, top vet warns
Каждый день новые ужасы!
12. Democrats’ Bill in Virginia Would Outlaw Martial Arts Training
Демократы, купив на деньги Блумберга власть в Вирджинии, времени не теряют.
Нас бережёт
13. Navy Secretary Richard Spencer Resigns Amid Controversy Over Navy SEAL
Только этого нам не хватало - резистанса в вооружённых силах. Одного Виндмана много. Армия - не место для критики начальства, так что всё правильно, увольнять на месте.
Culture war
14. Journalist Andy Ngo Confronts Chelsea Clinton With Facts About Transgender Violence. Twitter Suspends Him.
Of course.
15. Report: Chick-Fil-A Funded Anti-Christian SPLC, Other Leftist Groups
Не очень-то по-христиански… Salvation Army, значит, недостойны, а SPLC - достойны. Понятно.
16. DC Comics deletes Batman poster after China claims it’s pro-Hong Kong
Дна нет.
Лучшие люди города
17. Arkansas woman impregnated by Hunter Biden was Washington DC stripper called Dallas
18. Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife’s Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger
I mean, I don’t mind people being a little on the freak side, but these are people who call Trump “bizzare”… Come on, really?
Беспристрастная пресса
19. Bloomberg News Won’t Investigate Owner, Rivals, But Will Investigate Trump
Of course.
20. Let’s be clear that on Earth Two, where Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a conservative Justice holding out against a progressive majority, there is currently 24-hour deathwatch media coverage, and a torrent of woke opinion urging her to retire for the good of the Court and the Nation.
Fact check: True
21. Financial Times: US needs foreign troops to save democracy
Видимо, американские левые уже не надеются на собственные силы в борьбе с Трампом. Остаётся проситься назад под британское подданство. Тем более вон канадцы как успешно выступают - голосуют за своё трюдо несмотря ни на что. Мечта!
22. Afghanistan Thanksgiving: Trump makes the press look like boobs
По справедливости, это было нетрудно.
23. Newsweek fires reporter who wrote inaccurate story on Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans
Наконец-то хоть какие-то последствия.
24. Nation Looking For Right Phrase To Describe Media That Behaves Like Some Kind Of Adversary Of The Populace
Международная панорама
25. Germany’s Social Democratic party has backed down after becoming locked in a blame game with a florist and a printer over who was responsible for misspelling “fascism” on a war memorial wreath so that it resembled the word “fuckup”.
TBH, that whole fascism thing was a pretty huge fuckup.
26. London Bridge killer, 28, was jailed for eight years in 2012 for plotting to bomb the London Stock Exchange and build an Islamic terror training camp - but was released last year and had an ankle tag on when he stabbed two people to death yesterday.
What’s the point of ankle tag again?
27. A man used a 5-foot narwhal tusk to confront the London terror suspect, according to an eyewitness
That’s all fine and great, but what about common sense narwahl tusk controls? Can we at least ban assault and high-capacity ones?
28. After the London Bridge terror attack, people are considering narwhal tusk attachments for their AR-15s
Логично.
Наука
29. Nabokov Was Right About Butterflies
30. Disproved Discoveries That Won Nobel Prizes
Старомыслы не нутрят ангсоц
31. Multiple Women Recall Sexual Misconduct and Retaliation by Gordon Sondland
Не оправдал доверие партии - и результат вполне стандартный. Обвинения тоже потрясные - “он не хотел инвестировать в мой бизнес”. Очевидно, инвестировать в бизнес представительниц угнетённой половины человечества у демократов считается для угнетателей обязательным?
32. Oberlin College Students Erect Memorial to Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorists
Of course they did.
33. The Latest College Racism Claim Turns Out To Be A Hoax
Спрос на рынке расистских инцидентов намного превышает предложение. Результат закономерен - расцвела индустрия подделок.
34. Syracuse Students Demand Punishment for Everyone Involved in Racist Speech, Including Bystanders
Логично. Ритуальная нечистота распространяется на всех, затронутых грехом. Только очистительный ритуал может от неё избавить.
35. Indiana Wesleyan Student Kicked Out of Honors College for Questioning Cultural Appropriation
36. Millennials Want To Ban Secret Santa Because It Gives Them Anxiety
История
37. Puritans drank beer, loved sex and didn’t burn witches
38. First known case of a human being struck by a meteorite
Пострадавшая отделалась синяком
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